In a (presumably unintentional) tribute to HBO’s The Jinx, a city councilman in Georgetown, Texas recently took a bathroom break while wearing a live microphone. Unlike Jinx star Robert Durst, however, the councilman did not seemingly confess to several murders and just peed instead, to the obvious delight of the city’s mayor pro tem.

What’s most notable, really, is what the councilman didn’t do: Wash his goddamn hands.

C’mon, guy. Even if it’s just number one, you still gotta wash them puppies.

[h/t Mediaite]