College President Contractually Barred From Booty Calls
Gwendolyn Boyd was hired this week as the new president of Alabama State University, her alma mater. She'll get a $300,000 salary, free housing, and expenses. But getting ass is out of the question.
Section 5 of Boyd's employment contract stipulates that she will live in the ASU president's home on campus, with free housekeeping, utilities, and cable TV. Subsection 5.4 reads as follows:
"For so long as Dr. Boyd is President and a single person, she shall not be allowed to cohabitate in the President's residence with any person with whom she has a romantic relation."
NO DEAL.
