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Yo listen up if any of you know what a blizzard is please get in touch as soon as possible (ASAP) because I'm covering the blizzard live on CNN and I'll be god damned if I know what all this snow is about, really.

At least CNN has found something it is worse at than covering missing planes:

Hurricane of snow, OK, yes, sure, that sounds right, run with it.