Chris Pratt, a funny actor you know, first got his start on The WB's Everwood, and the headshot that helped him land that role was one he got by following a man home to his West Hollywood penthouse from the post office.

"I was at the post office and there's a guy who's looking at me for a long time," he told Fallon. "And he was like, 'You look familiar, have I shot you before?' And I was like, oh, I've never been shot." What follows is a story of blind luck and youthful ignorance.