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Whether because of contractual obligation or a mutual attraction—to what, I can’t say—Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift spent one magical year together as boyfriend and girlfriend, a legal term used to indicate two people making an agreed-upon minimum number of public appearances together. But now that their term of agreement is over, it seems Harris is set to capitalize in a manner typically reserved for Swift.

He’s recording a song about it.

“The track is called “Ole,” and it’s written from Tom Hiddleston’s POV,” TMZ reports.

The lyrics make it clear ... Calvin believes Taylor had hooked up with Tom way before she broke up with him.

One lyric goes, “I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend. Being attentive, continue to pretend ...”

If that wasn’t clear enough, the song goes on ... “You’ve hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you’ve been going through hell. Left him alone and you booked in a hotel.”

And, using Tom’s famous ‘Thor’ character Loki, the song goes on, “Low key you won’t tell none of your friends about me.”

Sounds like a banger. I’m sure both their publicists are thrilled.