Batman Goes Batshit in Times Square, Gets Comforted by Two Spider-Men
There's a lot going on in this home video of an intense confrontation between the Dark Knight and his archnemesis, the Wanna-be Times Square Gangsta — almost none of it canon.
While we don't know what exactly set Batman off, we do know what eventually calmed him down: Two friendly neighborhood fanny-pack-wearing Spider-Men.
Still a better superhero story than Superman Returns.