The following replies are approved. To see additional replies that are pending approval, click Show Pending. Warning: These may contain graphic material.
3
Sad observation is that she blasted young women in Hollywood for making sex tapes, yet last time I read the news no one really was killed in a car accident because someone else went got drunk on a sex tape, then went driving.
Keep it classy Reese.
4
"And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people!" Witherspoon continued. "Hide your face!"
She's full of unsolicited advice, she must appreciate it from others:
Hey reese hire a fucking car service when you and hubby wanna get your drink on!!!
Go back to blowing Kanye, you fat whore.
Right.. I am Kim Kardashian. I come into Gawker and take cover as a commentator. I am just so stylish and stealthy that way.
Sincerely,
Not Kim Kardashian
Interesting that you didn't deny the fat whore part.
She doesn't really want us to know her anymore.
If it was a "simple misunderstanding" moment, why not plod ahead. But the fact that her husband was twice the legal limit and driving in the wrong lane, doesn't make this a laugh it off offense like playing the bongos while naked. People are dead today because of guys like her husband got behind the wheel last night. She has always given off that persona of responsibility yet when she had the chance to tell her husband, "We're calling a cab," she didn't. Instead she had to pull the "how dare you officer for pulling my obviously waste husband" antics.
1
You know, screaming 'Do you know who I am' has never worked. Not even Charles Foster Kane managed to make it work. Perhaps she should've tried a different tactic.
Still, avoiding the celeb walk of shame is a mistake, unless she's aiming for the more grand entrance of shame by sitting down with Oprah (not that anyone watches Oprah anymore), or something. Jesus, what do celebrities do now that Oprah no longer has a top-rated show?
Is she still hung over?? Poor dear.
Try these:
