America Wants to Know: What's Wrong With Nikki Haley's Teeth?
Tonight’s state of the union rebuttal was delivered by South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley. And truthfully, she could have said anything tonight and it wouldn’t have made much of a difference. Because tonight, America only had eyes for Nikki Haley’s incredible, unmoving jaw.
"I'm Gov. Nikki Haley and my mouth does not open when I speak. My teeth stay shut." #SOTU pic.twitter.com/XD3c5DmjPl
— Jackie Carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) January 13, 2016
As you can see from the speech below, if politics doesn’t work out, Haley has a long and illustrious career in ventriloquism ahead of her.
The difficulty of delivering an entire speech without moving your mouth aside, the real question is: What the hell was Haley doing? And America demanded answers.
Why Nikki Haley talk with her teeth clenched?
— Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) January 13, 2016
Does Nikki Haley always talk with her teeth clenched? Was she a ventriloquist? #StateOfTheUnion
— Gerard Mulligan (@GerardMulligan1) January 13, 2016
"I'm here, tonight, to tell you about teeth whitening." — Gov. Nikki Haley #SOTU
— Jory John (@joryjohn) January 13, 2016
real question: are nikki haley’s teeth glued together?
— joe mande (@JoeMande) January 13, 2016
How does Nikki Haley get food into her body if her top and bottom teeth never come apart? #SOTU
— Matt Passet (@MPasset) January 13, 2016
HOW IS NIKKI HALEY SPEAKING WITHOUT MOVING HER TEETH
— Dennis A. Wilson (@DennisWilsonIII) January 13, 2016
NIKKI HALEY WHY WON'T YOUR TEETH SEPARATE WHEN YOU TALK??? #SOTU
— Nick Johnson (@NXJ13) January 13, 2016
Why is Nikki Haley talking like her mouth is wired shut? #SOTU #Rebuttal
— Trenni Kusnierek (@trenni) January 13, 2016
In addition to offering some relatively plausible theories.
Nikki Haley looks like she's being held at gun point while giving the Republican response to #SOTU. Eyes wide and teeth clenched.
— kathleen (@kathleenyano) January 13, 2016
Nikki Haley can't open her mouth any wider otherwise the little alien controlling her body will escape. #GOPresponse
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 13, 2016
Nikki Haley still has her Crest Whitestrips in so she can't open her mouth too wide #GOPResponse #SOTU
— Brad Smith (@BradS_80) January 13, 2016
Why won't Nikki Haley's teeth part? Is her jaw wired shut? Are her teeth a personal "wall to keep immigrants out?" pic.twitter.com/35ePLkQzOJ
— Emily Teachout (@emilyteachout) January 13, 2016
Nikki Haley seems lovely and yet I wish she would open her mouth when she speaks. Is she worried refugees will get in? #sotu
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) January 13, 2016
No matter the reason, there is one thing we know for certain: No republican should give a State of the Union response. Ever.
