Have you seen Nursery University, Tom?
Anyone?
No, but my neighborhood is essentially a live-action production of it.
Might be worth a watch (hate watch?) at some point, if only to see how plainly and self-righteously despicable some of the school folks are. Hardly excuses the plainly and self-righteously despicable parents, but still.
It'd be terrific fodder for Christopher Guest if it weren't already so absurd, no?