9. "I'm not embarrassed."

8. "I don't smoke much weed, it makes me dumb."

7. "Schoolbook-wise I'm not as educated as some politicians."

6. "I don't exactly look like Brad Pitt."

5. "As an ordained minister I don't look forward to marrying gay people..."

4. "But I'm not opposed to it."

3. "I don't think crazy people should have guns."

2. "I am no fan of abortion."

1. "I'm not just wealthy, I'm loaded."

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