A freak hail storm passed over Brookshire, Texas, early yesterday morning, dumping thousands of stones, some as large as quarters.

The damage to property was pretty extensive, but from the rubble rose a cry of reassurance that this too shall pass: KABOOYOW!

Coined by resident Michelle Clark during a post-storm interview with Click2Houston, the catchphrase is certain to be heard far and wide for days and months to come, through autotunes and local dental practice ads and where-are-they-now roundups on VH1.

In the end, we must ask ourselves: If Andy Warhol were alive today, would he get his 15 minutes of fame?

[video via Comedy Wizard]