Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Poops All Over the World's Most Expensive Dog Wedding
Last July, many were flabbergasted when a marriage ceremony featuring a canine bride and groom set a Guinness World Record for most expensive pet wedding ever.
But it actually wasn't as bad as it sounds: All $158,000 worth of goods and services were donated, and the proceeds made from selling $250 tickets to the ceremony went to benefit Humane Society of New York.
And keeping the whole pretentious affair in check was Rabbi Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, who was invited to officiate for some reason.
It may have taken a few months, but footage of Triumph leaving his territorial mark all over the Baby and Chilly's special day was finally shown on Conan last night, and it's pretty much priceless.