Area Woman Knows the Vacuum Cleaner Man, He's Seen Her Tits
Here's a bit of context to help you navigate the latest installment of "local news interviewees say the darndest things": 1. This lady is from Portland; 2. She knows the Vacuum Cleaner Man; 3. He's seen her tits.
Oh, and she hasn't been allowed to drive for three years.
That's more than enough context, right?
