The jury is still out on whether the theatergoer who vomited from the balcony during a November 14th performance of the Broadway play Grace was drunk or just old, but that hasn't stopped the show's star Paul Rudd from jotting down a few of the things that were going through his head as audience members in the orchestra section suddenly found themselves in the theater's splash zone.

On last night's Letterman, Rudd read aloud ten of those thoughts, including "not my worst review," and "I'll never complain about a cell phone ringing again."

[H/T: Gothamist, video via CBS]