This is a video of Christina Aguilera performing "Beautiful" from last night's Sandy benefit concert on NBC. (Note: text "redcross" to 90999 if you want to donate). Billy Joel also performed "Miami 2017" and changed the lyrics to say that "Staten Island drowned," which gave everyone the shivers. Jimmy Fallon sang with Billy Joel, Sting, and Bon Jovi and smiled a lot.

But if you've ever had any doubts that Christina is the diva of our generation, then this video should squash those wrongful beliefs.

NASA scientists have been searching through deep space for years in order to find something that has so few flaws as this has. By god, we have finally found it.