While reporting on last week's Fall Harvest Festival in Platteville, Colorado, Fox 31 Denver News reporter Dan "Dano" Daru decided to take a moment during his live broadcast to make fun of a little kid in a stroller.

"Drew the Farm Kid" did not appreciate Daru's impromptu roast, and responded by turning on the water works. "Way to go, Dan," chided one of the anchors in the studio. "Way to make a baby boy cry on live television."

A remorseful Daru tried to make amends by doing a song and dance for the kid — aptly, "If I Only Had a Brain" — but by then it was too late: Daru had found himself a permanent spot atop Drew's kill list.

[H/T: The Sideshow]