Prince Harry, to whose hand-covered dong and star-covered buttcrack nearly the entire world attempted to masturbate last week, isn't out of the "documented naked pool-playing in Vegas" woods yet. According to Radar, there is video:

"There is video of Harry partying naked with women in the Las Vegas hotel room," a source familiar with the situation said. "There have been some very quiet inquiries to see how much the video is worth.

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The content shown on the video is far from tame, according to the source who says: "A lot went on in that hotel room that night, that much is for sure."

A lot! That is for sure, that a lot went on. A lot of... nudity. The video is being "discreetly" shopped around and will hopefully be released before Queen Elizabeth locks him up in the Tower and has her men-at-arms strangle him in the night.

[Radar, image via AP]