Internet Declares Olympic Viewers Furiously Masturbating to the Dutch Field Hockey Team
According to Yahoo!, the squad, comprised of females in very good shape who wear orange short skirts, has developed a "small, but devoted following" from Olympic viewers regardless of what time their event airs on NBC. Tomorrow, the team will play against Japan at 9:30, if you'd like to set your DVR or hide in your office's bathroom stall to watch it live streamed. I'm quite sure this individual has planned accordingly.
Photo: Getty