Last week, 28-year-old Charles Marshall was arrested. His crime: loving a teddy bear too much.

Or, more accurately, lewd behavior. For the fourth time in two years, Marshall has been charged with public indecency/disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. In this instance, employees at a health clinic caught the man masturbating with his bear in the alley.

His previous crimes include masturbating with the teddy bear in a public library bathroom (February 2010), "masturbating w/a stuffed animal (teddy bear)" (November 2010), and "masturbating using a teddy bear in a public place where minors were likely to be present" (August 2011).

Marshall's teddy bear has not been charged with any crime.

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