As you probably read in some of those less reputable pornography news outlets, a Brooklyn high school teacher has been arrested and charged with rape for allegedly having sex with a 16 year-old student in her office, like a dozen freaking times. Why do we even bring up this tawdry mess, when we could be discussing the fiscal impacts of the latest unemployment report? Well, because of Hot Lesbian Teachers, of course.

Remember the Hot Sexxxy Lesbian Teachers, allegedly? Yeah. You remember them. You remember them hard, allegedly. Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro (pictured) were caught will allegedly in the throes of passion (lesbian style) at school (or was she just "giving her sugar," ha?), and it turned into a big thing, thanks to the media and its cock. Yeah, well: same high school.

Is it really relevant that when these Hot Sexxxy Lesbian Teachers allegedly engaged in furious and unrestrained oral sex, their cries of lust echoed off the same hallways where, two years later, a married English teacher would seduce a teenage football player? With no solid evidence to tie the two cases together, is it necessary to relive, in our minds, over and over again, the image of these two comely women engaging in lesbian coitus in what they though was the privacy of their own classroom—of love? Though trashier news outlets might make that superficial connection, we shall not. And we will go hard on behalf of these alleged Hot Lesbian Teachers, taking up their cause, even if it means confronting the discussion of their unclothed deeds again and again, day in and day out, until we explode.

They would do the same for us, we hope.