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On this week's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character Riley ran the wack-a-thon of a former college track star. He was beautiful. And that was that. Also featured in this episode was some actual fucking in the massage table, by Riley's nemesis with a menacing squint, Selena (Alicia Lagano). When confronted, Selena exclaimed, "Like I'm the first ever to knock boots in a treatment room," and my opinion of her skyrocketed. Meanwhile, Riley was also ready to engage in some arm aerobics with another, not as beautiful client of hers, but all he wanted to do was talk about some girl that he liked and his lack of confidence. Don't you hate it when guys don't shut up and accept their handjob?