And Now Here's An Elderly Gentleman Opening a Beer with a Chainsaw 17.42K Neetzan Zimmerman 05/18/12 07:32AM Filed to: Check This Out Check This Out Chainsaw Beer How To Tweetg You say "where's the safety equipment," but I say "safety equipment? Pfft. Safety equipment is for men who don't open their beers with a chainsaw."[Reddit]