The Smoking Gun informs us that 18-year-old Taylor Burnham was found by Corpus Christi police officers in an alleyway, "naked except for a pair of cowboy boots." Once Burnham spotted the officers, she hopped into her getaway Jeep Wrangler, still naked, in a failed effort to elude Johnny Law. No dice, though, as she drove onto a sidewalk, came to a stop, and was soon apprehended and booked on numerous charges.