Your Birth Control Pills Are Actually Helping to Impregnate You
Hey laaadies. As it turns out, those teeny little pills you were taking to ensure that no fetus found its way into your precious womb may actually have been conspiring against you, having the complete opposite effect. Pfizer has recalled over one million packets of birth control pills, varying in brand name and potency, due to a packaging error. A packaging error that helps you get pregnant, rather than prevents.
You crazy ladies, you are probably so hopped on hormones you don't even know what you want. Just one less decision you'll have to make for yourselves.