House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has now hinted twice that she has some super lethal dirt on Newt Gingrich that would prevent him from ever becoming President of the United States. "There's something I know," she told CNN yesterday, mysteriously, bringing up all sorts of questions: How did he kill that mailman, and on which side of I-95 between Virginia exits 12 and 13 is he buried... or is it something else? But alas, she knows nothing beyond the infinite amount of dirt that's already in the public record.

Pelosi's spokesperson tells The Hill today that "the 'something' Leader Pelosi knows is that Newt Gingrich will not be President of the United States. She made that clear last night." He added that Pelosi "previously made a reference to the extensive amount of information that is in the public record, including the comprehensive [ethics] committee report with which the public may not be fully aware."

Yeah, the hundreds of pages in the ethics report that have yet to be parsed by any campaign should be enough.