Viral Vigilante of the Day: 'The Big Man'
Here's an instructional video on what not to do while riding the Scottish rails without a ticket: i.e., swear at the ticket collector, refuse to budge from your seat, and hold up the train while in the presence of The Big Man, Scotland's newest public transportation-oriented superhero-vigilante. The Big Man's simple solution for dealing with such problem behavior involves eliminating the source by using brute force.
After watching this video, public transit users in London wondered if The Big Man's repertoire includes racist-tossing in addition to ruffian disposal. Meanwhile, Mrs. The Big Man wondered why her husband never takes out the garbage so enthusiastically. Her plan now is to redecorate their kitchen to look like the interior of a train car and sculpt their trash piles into young-man shapes.
