Today we learned that everyone needs a song that plays just for them when they walk into a room. We also learned that you don't always get to chose that song and sometimes it's just gifted to you. Such was the case with Michele Bachmann and her new theme song, "Lyin' Ass Bitch." Not to leave anyone out, some commenters took it upon themselves to assign songs to some of the other Republican candidates.

From marqueemoon:

Intro songs for some other GOP notables:

John Boehner: "Man of Constant Sorrow" by The Soggy Bottom Boys
Herman Cain: "Oops! I did it Again" by Britney Spears
Newt Gingrich: "Heart Attack and Vine" by Tom Waits

And from That Being Said:

Ron Paul: "Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park
Santorum: "That's Not My Name" by The Ting Tings.

Holiday tip: Compile these on one mix CD and you've got gifts for the whole family!

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