Which Songstress Has a Thing for Busty Strippers?
This pop star likes to watch naked girls pop their booties on stage at strip clubs. This singer behaved like a jerk at the mall. And this formerly fat comedian is packing on the pounds again. But does he also feed on strippers?
1. "Which female pop star has been hiding a lesbian secret—particularly her obsession for busty strippers? The singer/songwriter was recently spotted at a Seattle-area strip club fondling the sexy dancers and taking down their phone numbers!" [National Enquirer]
2. "About a week or two ago, this unfortunately B list R&B singer who I wish desperately was a F or even lower was in a city for a concert. Because it was not the largest city, of course our singer thought he was the most important person in the city. Prior to the concert, the singer went to a store in a mall and was throwing merchandise around, making a mess, being loud and obnoxious (every other word from his mouth was an f-bomb). One of the workers in the store was following behind to clean up after the mess but was too intimidated to say anything to him. So then the manager comes out and asks the singer to stop being so destructive and to relax and for he and his friends to please stop making a mess in the store. He had brought three other guys with him and according to rumor they were probably just not hanging out if you know what I mean. The singer then asked for the manager. Unfortunately for him, the woman he was addressing was the manager and told him. He then said, 'Don't you know who I am?' No, I mean seriously he actually said those words. He then said he could buy out the entire store if he wanted. Here is a quote from the manager in the store which I love. 'I was so thrilled when I got to tell him that yes, I knew who he was but didn't care, and that he needed to stop acting like a disrespectful jerk. I actually laughed when he said "Don't you know who I am?"' At that point, the singer walked out." [CDaN]
3. "Which newly thin film star is putting the weight back on faster than you can say 'Supersize it?' The formerly fat funnyman, who has a new movie out, has been seen around town gorging on chili, cheeseburgers and greasy fries!" [National Enquirer]