Woman Injured by Exploding Toilet
Talk about a shitty Monday. Yesterday a woman at the D.C. General Services office went to use a toilet when it exploded and injured her. She was rushed to the hospital. Was it because she was going to take an inappropriate office poop?
Apparently the explosion was caused by a high degree of air pressure in the plumbing at the building. No idea how it happened, but apparently crews quickly fixed the problems so that no one else would get K.O.ed trying to take a pee. The woman is fine, but will probably be called Potty Patty or something else insufferable until she finds a new job to escape the embarrassment. Hopefully they gave her an sick day because of this. Still this whole incident give a new meaning to "blowing up the bathroom," doesn't it?