The Best Videos of the Week

Maybe you were swamped at the office this week and couldn't check your favorite Gawker Media sites. Or maybe you're about to work a double and need one last distraction. Whatever the case, we've got you covered. Here are some of the best videos we watched during the week that was.

The inevitable auto-tuned version of "Reality Hits You Hard, Bro"

The best reaction to a car crash ever caught on video has been granted entry to the Valhalla of online video with this, its very own AutoTune treatment. View »

Scientists Reconstruct Brains' Visions Into Digital Video In Historic Experiment

UC Berkeley scientists have developed a system to capture visual activity in human brains and reconstruct it as digital video clips. Eventually, this process will allow you to record and reconstruct your own dreams on a computer screen. View »

Mike Tyson Breaks Steve-O's Nose as Charlie Sheen Concludes Comedy Central Roast

Just as the credits started to roll at the conclusion of Monday night's Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, Jackass Steve-O literally dove into Mike Tyson's fist, thereby breaking his nose. It's worth watching for William Shatner's reaction alone. View »

Conan O'Brien Shows Us a Kinder, Gentler Gears of War 3

Last night on TBS's Conan, Mr. O'Brien touched on game reviewers' fears that the more mature, emotional storyline for Gears of War 3 might alienate hardcore gamers. View »

Ron And Hermione's Kiss: The Awkward First Take

By now we've all heard about how weird it was for Rupert Grint and Emma Watson to make out on-screen in the last Harry Potter film. Now, see proof with your own two eyes. View »

The C-Roll Stash, Part 1: Sex Above The SkyDome (NSFW)

Here's Part One of the C-Roll excerpts we'll be posting all week. Today, the infamous Lucy Lawless boob slip (from her national anthem at a 1997 NHL game in Anaheim), another boob slip, and sex above the SkyDome during a Red Sox-Jays game. View »

Watch David Letterman and Sofia Vergara Attempt to Communicate

Modern Family's star Sofia Vergara stopped by the Late Show on Thursday. I suspect any conversation between David Letterman and Vergara would entertain, but this one took things to a supremely satisfying new level. View »

The ten best car commercials ever

Automakers spend billions of dollars on television ads every year - more than film producers and pharmaceutical companies combined. Although we've already shown you the ten worst car commercials, we figured it was time to finally ask Jalopnik readers to sort through history's greatest ones. Here are the results. View »

This Fluid Fly-By Video Is the Most Astonishing View of Earth I've Ever Seen

This weekend NASA published an awesome time-lapse flyby of planet Earth taken from the International Space Station. It'll leave you stupefied. View »

FIFA 12 Has the Best Bugs

FIFA 12 won't be out until later this month. Perhaps that will be enough time for EA to fix all of the game's wonderfully hilarious bugs, as seen in this video. View »

Nancy Grace's Giant Boobs Make Dancing with the Stars Debut

Tot Mom, meet Tit Mom. The 13th season of Dancing with the Stars premiered tonight, as did HLN grief pornographer Nancy Grace's "three-year-old twins" when she she gleefully took her milkshake all over the damn yard View »

Snooki And Her Boyfriend Break Up Over Her Pussy

It's a matter of personal preference, but I'm pretty sure no one on staff here likes the word "pussy." But we're going to use it in this instance, because on last night's episode of Jersey Shore it was used repeatedly. View »

In Michigan, The Grandmas Shotgun Beers Better Than You

Who says you can never relive the glory days? Who says you can't do it at age 85, in a parking lot, wearing a pair of jorts and a Michigan Wolverines windbreaker as you inhale the contents of a Keystone Light Michelob Ultra in just under ten seconds? View »

Watch assault rifle-wielding Saudis endanger dozens in craziest driving video ever

I spend hours each day sifting through videos of people doing insane stunts with cars. This video of a few Saudis darting in-and-out of traffic while firing assault rifles into the air tops them all. It's reckless. It's horrible. It's scary as hell. View »

Watch a Ballsy Guy Climb Up Stalin's Skyscraper Without Any Safety Gear

You're you. You have your two hands and two feet and a camera. That's it. Can you climb up a freaking skyscraper without any protective gear, safety net, rope, and whatever else sane people use when they climb? View »

This Guy Sounds a Hell of a Lot Like Freddie Mercury

Meet Marc Martel, who—as you'll see—is essentially Freddie Mercury incarnate, and already a shoo-in to win the Queen Extravaganza contest because of this submission. View »

3DS Ninja Boob Game Is Just as Jiggly as Expected

When Half-Minute Hero designer Kenichiro Takaki thought about what he wanted to see on the 3DS, he came up with Senran Kagura—for obvious reasons. There are ninjas. There are boobs. The end. View »

Taylor Armstrong Lets It All Out With Dr. Phil

Earlier today, Taylor Armstrong spoke with Dr. Phil for a tear-filled hour of discussion about her late husband's suicide. While the entire show was hard to watch, perhaps the worst bit was listening to Taylor's play-by-play of her daughter learning of her father's death. View »