Ever wondered what the Vice President and Speaker of the House talk about while waiting for the President to address a joint session of Congress? Of course you haven't. But now you can hear it anyway!

Boehner greets Biden with a little Tea Party joke, "I'm one of those barbarians," which prompts Biden to violently shake him for a few seconds. Boehner explains how he was playing this golf course in Nebraska, in "the middle of nowhere," and shot five-under-par on 36 holes. Boy howdy, what a round! Joe Biden is silenced, completely in awe of John Boehner's golfing prowess. Finally, Biden appears to point at the hot mic, it ends, and now we know all of the government's top secrets.

[via Time]