These women are getting kicked off of their respective shows. This actress wants to raise her baby outside of Hollywood. And this actor might leave his wife for the daughter of his former mistress. At least he'll still have a job.

1. "We're sure that these five women will each offer up a creative excuse for not returning to their respective shows next season. "I've decided to devote more time to my family/ my charity work/ my other professional projects/my naval lint collection/ whatever." But the truth is that they are all getting fired.

Woman 1 is a reality show cast member. She's getting fired because she's brunette and nasty and nobody likes her anymore. At least she has her husband's money to fall back on.

Woman 2 is another reality show cast member. She's getting fired because she's brunette and boring and nobody has ever liked her. She'll be fine, though, because she actually has a job to which she can return.

Woman 3 is a TV personality. She shouldn't be too shocked, given the demonstrable lack of support given to her by her cast mates during a recent life event. She'll be OK, though, because she has always worked and already has a ton of other projects lined up.

Woman 4 is a television actress. While she is not the lead on a TV series, she does play a major character. Producers plan to replace her with a younger and prettier actress to attract a younger demographic. She will almost certainly be offered another show.

Woman 5 is yet another reality show cast member. The most compelling part of her life is off-limits to cameras. Without that storyline, she just doesn't have anything to offer reality TV. She also doesn't have a job to which she can return, she hasn't made money marketing herself, and she is too broke to do anything or go anywhere." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This blind isn't so scandalous, as it's sweet but a little secretive enough we have to keep it blind and respect the actress and her future decisions. This B List actress and new mommy is enjoying her life so much, she's heavily considering leaving fame behind permanently, moving out of LA and raising her family out of the limelight." [BuzzFoto]

3. "This aging, but still good looking permanent B lister who has been nominated for or won almost everything has a real crisis management problem at this point. Shows the world he has a happy marriage. Been married for a very long time, but, despite all his affairs has never thought about leaving his wife. Until now. What makes this all the more bizarre is that the woman he is hot and heavy with is a daughter (not his) of a former co-star he had a fling with back when the daughter was just a few years old." [CDaN]