Accused rapist/flasher Dominique Strauss-Kahn, "the great seducer" who was once in charge of extorting developing countries for the International Monetary Fund, could be free to return to France as soon as today if, as expected, sexual assault charges against him are formally dismissed by a judge in New York.

You can almost hear the collective sobbing at the Post's DSK desk. They're going to miss him.

[NBC New York; images via AP, Shutterstock]