Texas Hotter Than Hell's Door Hinges 14.85K Seth Abramovitch 08/02/11 12:42AM Filed to: Briefly Briefly Weather Heat Texas July broke heat records in 11 American cities — five in Texas alone. August isn't looking much better: It'll be 109° in Dallas on Wednesday. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna vomit, drink a beer, and come back. [Weather]