Since rehab wasn't enough, this chanteuse is hoping a new religion will keep her off the sauce. This athlete is worried about his hard-partying daughter. And this American Idol dumped her husband then got dumped by the other man. She's gonna lose her religion too!

1. "After two failed stints in rehab, this B list singer has decided to try converting to a religion with strict substance abuse rules. She is currently investigating the religion and while she doesn't necessarily care about the 'god stuff' she's hoping the guidelines will keep her sober." [BuzzFoto]

2. "Which legendary athlete and his D-list actress wife are worried sick about their daughter's risky behavior as she navigates the Hollywood party scene? The gorgeous 20-something, who's also a budding actress, is boozing and sleeping her way around town." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This top 3 finisher on American Idol thought she had it all figured out. Go public with the failed marriage thing and show off the new guy she met on location who said he was in love with her. One tiny problem. The new guy dumped her, but she already told her significant other. Now she does not know what to do, except show off what looks like some really bad looking plastic surgery." [CDaN]