Dwarf Sex Cult Continues to Advance on America's Got Talent
Those Funny Little People is a variety act composed entirely of dancing garden gnomes who are rumored to be so sexually deviant, they've been banned for life from the furry convention circuit. The troupe keeps advancing on America's Got Talent, NBC's televised glue-huffing competition, mainly because Judge Piers Morgan absolutely hates them, so Sharon Osbourne and Howie Mandel keep voting them through. And, well, it never stops being hilarious!
I especially love it when the Little People surround Piers after a performance and shower him with hugs and kisses. If you look closely, you can see him reaching ever so slightly for the semi-automatic handgun he keeps duct-taped beneath the judges' table. Perhaps one day he'll actually use it. In the meantime, enjoy their latest performance of rain-themed songs, this one incorporating scantily clad male backup dancers. [NBC]