This fashionista injured a waiter so badly he needed stitches. These women are bitching about their famous shared ex. And this athlete and reality star are only together for the sake of their show. But at least they keep all their food on the table.

1. "This famous celebrity designer was at a dinner party the other night on the East Coast with other rich and powerful [people] and when a hair was found in his food, he threw the plate, dinner and all, at the waiter—who ended up not pressing charges, but needing stitches." [BuzzFoto]

2. "Which recently split actress is dishing about her 'horrible' ex-boyfriend with his Oscar-winning ex-wife? The two women recently met at a Hollywood function and bonded over the B-list star's shortcomings as a lover!" [Blind Gossip]

3. "This supposedly happily married pro athlete did not seem to be that way at an event the other night. The athlete, who is currently married to a reality star I wish would go away, was all over another woman at the event. In support of him, I would say the reality star has done a good job of trying to chase him away and seems to only be with him to keep the show alive." [CDaN]