This celeb gave her (closeted?) boyfriend some oral attention under the table at a busy restaurant. This tweener tried to commit suicide four times. And this actress is screaming for top billing. Maybe she can make a deal, ahem, under the table.

1. "When this couple started dating she was still A list to much of the world even though her talent has probably dropped. But hey, you don't get to be a one worder unless you are great. Anyway, at dinner she told her boyfriend that she was going to suck him raw and then proceeded to crawl under the table and do just that. I wonder if he imagined it was a guy." [CDaN]

2. "Her camp claimed she was hospitalized for exhaustion this last time, but it was really for her fourth suicide attempt. The young star is so desperate to escape her life, but instead of taking her out of the limelight, her team keeps pushing her towards fame and exacerbating the problem." [BuzzFoto]

3. "Which former almost A list singer threatened to walk off the show for which she was recently hired, unless she got a raise and top billing. She did this because of a new hire to the show she cannot stand." [CDaN]

4. "Which late Hollywood star's actress wife is being dragged into a black widow conspiracy theory? Turns out the widow has a sister whose husband ALSO died at an early age—and now the still-grieving widow's in-laws think there may be a connection." [Blind Gossip]