Technological advancements have made police sketches more realistic than ever, but judging from this sample portrait there's still some room for improvement. Unless the real-life version of this simulated murder suspect wears a spaceship made of yarn on his head?

Supposedly a guy who sort of looks like this is wanted by the New Orleans police for fatally shooting 25-year-old Kendrick Gibbs. The cops describe the suspect as "a black man with a dark complexion in his mid-20's, around 5-foot-6 and weighing around 260 pounds." Their description fails to mention that he also might be spotted wearing some kind of crazy hat that he drew on himself to elude the authorities, or hanging out at the home of his rumored best friend—the droopy-eyed, tiny-mouthed bike thief. [Times-Picayune]