Today we heard the troubling news that even the Amish are sending illicit sexts. Sext messages to 12-year-olds are not good! What are good? Amish jokes! So here's one.

From TheOmbudsman:

Amish joke time!

What is this-

*clip-clop* *clip-clop* *clip-clop* *BLAMBLAMBLAM* *clip-clop* *clip-clop* *clip-clop*
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Amish drive-by shooting.

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