Before suspected murderer and confirmed creep Joran van der Sloot allegedly killed 21-year-old Stephany Flores in Peru last year, he was tapped out from gambling and considered selling his services for some quick cash. The mad Dutchman was racking up debts with a hotel and "others," according to the National Enquirer. Things got so bad for van der Sloot that he allegedly wrote to a friend, "I'm in such a serious situation that I would prostitute myself in return for help."

And yesterday, van der Sloot appeared briefly in court, with Stephany Flores' father present, who later told CNN, "I thought I'd see someone skinny ... but no, he was fatter than when he first went to prison." Daaamn.

[Daily Mail; image via AP]