Unauthorized Use of a Dictator's Toilet Can Be Dangerous 9.63K Jeff Neumann 06/07/11 07:03AM Filed to: Briefly Briefly Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe Dictators When Zimbabwe's aging strongman Robert Mugabe called dibs on a toilet at a trade fair he meant it. A police officer who used it without permission now sits in detention for unauthorized crapping. The officer has asked for leniency.