Muslim-people expert and maybe lonesome TV guy Bill O'Reilly says he "hates" having to tell "the world" about the Anthony Weinergate story, because of how embarrassing it all is. Now "the world" knows just how bad America's politicians are at using Twitter.

While acknowledging that "we're all sinners," O'Reilly says you have to "do something" when you get caught up in scandals. Like use your falafel-loofah to wipe the shame off of the affected parties? Perhaps. O'Reilly's worried that because Weiner might not own such a cleansing tool, and therefore will never be able to "make it up" to the country, or to the Andrew Breitbart. [Business Insider]