Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum — google "santorum" for more information — has had his crack team of presidential explorers run all the polls and crunch all the numbers that still show him having no chance of winning the Republican nomination and... decided to run anyway. Hooray!...??

Here he is chit-chatting with George Stephanopoulos on Good Morning Ameica from the site of his announcement this morning. To what soaring new vistas will a Rick Santorum presidency bring our destitute nation? He won't merely privatize Medicare, but Social Security too! The voters, they're gonna love this guy. Especially when they see more of his mad debate skills.

Oh, and do watch the balloon pop at 3:11 into the clip here, while Mr. Personality drones on about Medicare Part D.