Shark Night 3D: Jaws, in a Lake
Here's a trailer for Shark Night 3D, which is a movie about a shark, that was filmed in 3D. I'm not really sure what part is the "night" part, but there's definitely a shark, that lives in a lake.
We've all seen Jaws. But what was Jaws missing? Topless teens, for one thing. But more importantly: Sick wakeboarding stunts, that culminate in death. And on those two fronts, Shark Night 3D promises to deliver. See, a bunch of fresh-faced young party animals head off to their friend's lake house — located on an island in the middle of the lake — ready to sext and generate hormones and drink malt energy beverages and whatever else teens do these days, like wakeboard. And then! A shark! The black guy dies first, of course, followed by the boat, which blows up. Again, not sure why this is Shark Night 3D, since there doesn't seem to be a lot of night sharking in the trailer.
Anyway, this is a movie from the bros that brought you Hostel and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, so you know for sure that it will be awesome to see on opening night in a theater packed with 14-year-olds, and probably less so in an empty theater a few weeks later, and then awesome again at 2:00 a.m. on Showtime over Thanksgiving weekend in your parents basement, when you are high. Count us in!