Which Actor Got His Beard Pregnant So He'd Seem Straight?
This closeted actor timed his "girlfriend's" pregnancy perfectly so she would give birth just as his latest movie hits theaters. This actor used to dress as a woman to pick up men. He didn't need a beard—he had a wig.
1. "There's only one thing in the world that makes a gay man look more heterosexual than marriage. And that one thing is… a baby! The new beard is working out well for him, so they've move onto the next part of his faux heterosexual plan. The baby/babies will arrive in time for the premiere of his next live-action film. After all, he's always had good comedic timing, but this also proves that he also has wonderful box-office and talk-show timing. Oh, and yes, the baby is his… but it wasn't created in nature." [Blind Gossip]
2. "This Academy Award winning actor who was nominated more than once, used to dress like a woman and would go to bars and hit on men. He loved nothing more than taking a guy home and revealing his 'surprise' when they got there. He loved it most when they stayed after the reveal." [CDaN]