Here in New York City, we are awed and frightened by hailstorms, which seem to us as eclipses must have once seemed to premodern humanity. In Indiana, one-and-a-half-inch hail just means you have to put your t-shirt over your head while you mow your lawn, as this gentleman demonstrates.[via I Heart Chaos]
The commentary is better than the actual footage.
Clearly the mousy-sounding guy telling his friend to shut-up doesn't have a nose for news, if he thinks little-bitty hail in Indiana is the real story and that the narrated guy on the lawnmower isn't what will take the footage viral.
I just think their self awareness (and yet lack of it) while they're making the tape is funny.
At least he wasn't naked.
You could at least warn us about the naked old penis...
If you just focus on the penis you can't tell how old the man attached to it is. :)
Poor form!
Granny porn?
You shouldn't mow your lawn when wet. You'd think someone as devoted to lawnmowing as this gentleman would know that.
See, I don't think he was mowing. I think he was driving his mower back up to his house to get it out of the hail - not leave it outside. Looks like there's a culvert there he didn't want to cross.
Or he could just be nuts.
My father, a Hoosier who takes lawn maintenance more seriously than is probably healthy, would agree.
Dad? Is that you?
I grew up on a small-ish farm (but still lots of acreage), and my dad used to drive his riding lawnmower down to the mailbox to get the mail. He also would drive his tractor down the road to buy Gatorade when it got hot out in the fields. He actually might still do all of that, I should ask.
You dad sounds awesome.
