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On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert had one major complaint: The media won't talk about anything other than Osama bin Laden! After lamenting the fact that "the TV people won't let [him]" focus on anything else, Colbert gathered his thoughts long enough to bring us up to speed on a few of the stories currently trending online—including the nude pictures of Kate Middleton's brother—before making a few confessions of his own.