The above four studly horsemen of the gossip apocalypse bring you the most-viewed Gawker stories of the past week. Netflix, South Park, the diagnostic capabilities of Easter candy, something known as "the jazz of the Internet," and a piddling little event known as THE ROYAL WEDDING dominated this week.

So here's what you missed. It's a lot. Sorry.

5. Photos of the Royal Wedding: 63,291 views

4. What Your Favorite Easter Candy Says About You: 71,934 views

3. The Art of the Animated GIF: 78,133 views

2. South Park Takes on Apple, Steve Jobs in Season Premiere: 86,192 views

1. Do You Suffer from Netflix Streaming Syndrome?: 111,540 views