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Sure, Danielle Staub may be out, but that doesn't mean anything has to change with the Real Househarpies of New Jersey. It appears that this season is just like any other, in which the ladies screech for male strippers, someone's husband dresses up like a lady, and they get in a huge fight on vacation.

Sure, there are two new "characters," Teresa's cousin Kathy, the one who looks like a talking football, and Teresa's estranged sister-in-law, Melissa. I firmly believe that Melissa is actually the ghost of Jo De La Rosa, but that has yet to be officially confirmed. Oh, and Bouffant finally gets a father and he has a giant scar on the back of his skull. Nothing says Real Housewives of Nuevo Joisey quite like that.